Fan: Oh, hey! Could you sign this for me?
She opens an anthology and holds it out to me.
Me: Sorry, I didn't write that -- that's another guy who publishes as "Mat Johnson."
Fan: Oh. Okay, well, never mind.
Pause.
Me: I'll still sign it, if you like.
More ritual humiliation to come soon, maybe. In the meantime, here's me about to unravel the mysteries of time and space:
1 comment:
Way too funny! Hope you at least had fun at the Con!
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