Friday, September 06, 2013

My Worldcon reality check


Fan: Oh, hey! Could you sign this for me?  

She opens an anthology and holds it out to me. 

Me: Sorry, I didn't write that -- that's another guy who publishes as "Mat Johnson."

Fan: Oh. Okay, well, never mind.

Pause.

Me: I'll still sign it, if you like.



More ritual humiliation to come soon, maybe. In the meantime, here's me about to unravel the mysteries of time and space:


1 comment:

Karen Jackson said...

Way too funny! Hope you at least had fun at the Con!

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